
The day started off reasonably enough. Mommy dressed me in Amherst gear and then the whole family started off pretty early in the day to Mommy's six-week postpartum doctor's appointment with her OB/
GYN, Dr. Baker. I went to sleep in the car on the way to the office. Mommy later told me that all went well, although she liked the part of being pregnant that kept the doctor from doing pap smears, whatever those are. That's when Mommy and Daddy made their first mistake...
I was still asleep and it had been about 3 and a half hours since I last fed and Mommy and Daddy were planning a fairly length car/errand trip from the doctor's appointment. I wanted to stay sleeping. They decided to wake me up to feed, so I could go back to sleep for the car ride and errands, and not wake up hungry in the middle of the highway. Ever heard the phrase "
never wake a sleeping baby?" Not without reason.
So we went over to Isis Maternity, where Mommy is a member (kind of like a touchy-
feely store and club for crunchy-meet-trendy mothers), and we did a little breast feeding. Daddy weighed me before and after to see how much milk I get (about three ounces they tell me) and guess what...I am now over 11 pounds.
Wahooo! Daddy bought a new toy for me and then it was off to Beth Israel Medical Center to return the "hospital grade" breast pump. But that's also where the "Mr. Nice Guy" routine would end.
The car ride over to
BIDMC was mostly hell. I didn't quite get enough to eat and I had been woken up in the middle of a great dream (let's just say there was an endless supply of breast milk, a
gorgeous labor and delivery nurse, and the Red
Sox were on tap to win the pennant). So I let my parents hear it. They tried the pacifier, then signing (note to Daddy: don't try that again), then high speeds in a school zone. None of it really worked. I eventually dozed off on the highway.
I awoke screaming again, this time in a retirement community known as Fuller Village, where my great-grandparents live. Again I fed in a new spot. Can't they just keep me in one place for a while? It was nice to see my great-grandparents, though. How many kids get the chance to hang out with their great-grandparents?


After lunch, I screamed some more. It took a good 30 minutes of hugging Mommy to finally fall asleep...and I think it put her to bed, as well...


When I awoke, I was on the middle of a
Persian rug on the floor. Very strange bed. I screamed some more, fed some more, and then Mommy and Daddy said it was time to go. We took back roads back home...most of them were paved, but I'd like to meet the guy who paved them! A bit bumpy to say the least. I finally fell asleep in the car so when we arrived home a few minutes later my parents came up with the novel idea of taking me for a walk to
enjoy the beautiful day and take advantage of my sleep time. Fine decision. But they had two choices -- go for a walk with the stroller that
accommodates the car seat (which I was sleeping in...CHOOSE THIS ONE), or unbuckle me and take me out of the car seat and put me in the big three-wheeler and buckle me back up. Guess which one they chose? Remember "
never wake a sleeping baby?" I woke up somewhere in the transfer process and screamed some more. Mommy was convinced it had nothing to do with hunger (she was right) and wouldn't give me the boob. Daddy didn't want to give me the
Soothie but Mommy did and she won out and so I got it. We started the walk and I fell asleep shortly thereafter.
Evidently, Daddy wanted to stop for a Slurpee (TM, 7-11) and Mommy thought it would be OK. So, they took me into the store
while I was sleeping and stopped moving the
freckin' stroller. Haven't they learned anything yet? To their shock and horror, I awoke and threw the biggest tantrum ever! We had to leave the store rapidly. They tried to walk me, give me the
Soothie, bounce me, but I forced them to take me out
of the stroller and hug me. Now I wanted to eat again.
Mommy fed me on the curb on the side of a road in Jamaica Plain. Daddy watched in horror...



Mommy tried to add some humor to the whole situation with a little scene called "fun with sunglasses" but I wasn't having it. We walked home and Mommy fed me some more in our rocking chair. But I still wouldn't sleep. It took two parents (and five switch-offs), a
Soothie, approximately one mile of walking within the 1000 square foot apartment, and exactly 1237 bounces on my parents' shoulders before I turned in for the afternoon (mind you, I did not say evening!). Getting me down for the night later on didn't go much smoother. But I was tired, so I eventually slept for a total of 12 and a half hours (in three increments) over night.
And today is a new day.
Hugs and kisses everybody. Can't wait 'till the leaves start changing. Go
Jeffs!
XOXOXOXOXO.